"You'll ask for one hundred percent, and I'll want to give you a thousand, but I'd only be able to scrounge up ninety at best."

bitterfaces:

Shane Koyczan

nowaclubpenguinblog:

The Great Gatsby recreated in 3 screenshots

liamdryden:

jesus

mondoleon:

guten tag

reichenbackdatassup:

I can’t stop laughing

amsterdamnedd:

hannigramlecter:

amsterdamnedd:

sometimes i hate dutch stereotypes but a man on wooden shoes just walked past me in literally the middle of the fucking city

Well I’ll be amsterdamned

*whispers* how dare u

phadee:

an exciting visit to the grocery store