valeria2067:

Sherlock, you complete and utter dick.

valeria2067:

Sherlock, you complete and utter dick.

(via trustyourtennant)

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

(via tardisbluecrayon)

  • one third of me:

    I want a girlfriend so much, relationships are so cute

  • one third of me:

    sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol

  • one third of me:

    fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

nucleardickgirl:

liamdryden:

moominboy:

is mayonnaise a gender

I guarantee someone on this site identifies as mayonnaise

I AM MAYONNAISE AND THIS OFFENDS ME

(via inalderaanplaces)

(Source: beat-heart, via frankyfitz)

fuckinghomosexual:

Hey let me tell u a joke

(Source: holmosexual, via nerdygoluckyfireferret)

starscrossed:

this week’s episode was brought to you by Quality Faces All Around

(via thymosophos)

(Source: findsomehoodoopriest, via thymosophos)

I don't know who this man is, but he came with the theme.